We’re not a lifestyle brand. We’re a low-functioning support group with a checkout page.

Big Roaches was born in a kitchen with cereal crimes, a diabetic dad, and the kind of inside joke that becomes a personality trait.

We make unfiltered merch for the overly filtered world.

If you’ve ever been told:

  • “You can’t say that,”
  • “That’s not funny,”
  • Or “You’re going to hell” —

You’re one of us.

Read the Origin Story